Kurt-1

Age/Gender: 20, Male
Location: Manchester, England
Job: Student

get money fuck bitches smoke trees

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Score: 3
Super Hazza Pong

"Poor"

submission: Super Hazza Pong
date: October 10, 2008

As far as games go, it's rather dull. The colors are bland and there's little to no graphical skill shown. It'd be nice if you added a few backgrounds, and changed to music something less repetitive and monotonic.

It was also way too easy. The ball moved too slow and gave you too much time to think. In the end, to check how the scoring system worked, I actually had to let the cpu score, because if I had have continued playing it normally I'd have been sat there for hours. The difficulty settings didn't seem to make much difference either.

You need to make the ball and paddles smaller, and make the ball move a lot faster.

In all, improve the look and clarity of the game, and really rework the gameplay elements.

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Score: 10
Inside the mind of SBC

"Woot."

date: January 30, 2008

Hey man, It's Mayonaise

I've always loved your sig on the clock crew... and now it's here... on NG... with an awesome song in the background.

What more could I have asked for?

<3

January 30, 2008

Author's Response:

I saw your user pic and was like.... WHO IS THAT? But, now I know after reading ;P Glad you liked it, kinda got a little lazy reusing some parts... oh well, now everyone can watch it with some goofy ass music :P

Thanks for the review :)

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Score: 10
MIKEY -Own Worst Enemy!!!

"Wow."

date: December 3, 2007

That was SO creative.

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Score: 10
NGrs = Newgrounders

"That was brilliant!"

date: July 22, 2007

The animation may not have been top notch but the message was clear and absolutely hilarious. :D 10/10 my NGer.

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Score: 10
Why can't we be friends?

"Oh... ok."

date: July 19, 2007

How homosexual.

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Score: 1
Kurt The Killer By Xander

"The first animation I've ever had made about me."

date: July 19, 2007

I may be your 'friend' but I can still say that you have a long way to go before you become a professional animator. You really need to work on your tweening, drawing and of course storyline.

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Score: 5
Zubadiewap

"Don't really like it."

submission: Zubadiewap
date: July 19, 2007

I didn't really like it. The animation was mediocre and it wasn't synced with the sound very well or at all.

July 19, 2007

Author's Response:

Hmm, yeah I guess that I really didn't pay attention to the sound really, more of just random squiggly things.

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Score: 10
GG-11/25/05:Pear

"Nice one, pear."

submission: GG-11/25/05:Pear
date: November 25, 2005

A five, with love from all the Glock Group.

KurtGlock

Author's Response:

gracias senor kurt

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Score: 9
Daily2oon SE: rtil

"Awsome."

submission: Daily2oon SE: rtil
date: November 22, 2005

The first flash animation;

I kept thinking through it; this is like 'littleFoot'. But that's not all good. You seem to be copying almost directly from it. It has little to no story line, what so ever. Although, I said there was a good part to this; The animation. It's so smooth. I love the way you animated the scene where he... eh... licks the rock. -_-:

The second animation:

It was funny. You got a small, minute chuckle out of me, merely due to the eagerness of Tom's dance. The song how ever, got annoying quickly, and for some reason, seeing as the subtitles at top were shortened versions of the real lyrics, it pissed me off when words were missed out. Don't get me wrong though, It's a good flash, I just have problems *_*.

The third animation:

I love it! I adore when the internet gets made into a sub-reality kind of world. Like when the Clock Crew put the 'CCHQ' buildings in their movies. It's funny, it appeals to the collection of Geeks on Newgrounds, including me. It's original and I like it. ;)

The fourth animation:

I'm confused. True SS style. >:U

The fifth animation:

Again, the true style of the SS. Kinda makes me wanna join every now and then, but sadly it's not the thing for me right now.

Anyway, rtil, cool flash movies. I added it to my favourites.

Author's Response:

littlefoot came out way after this you retard

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Score: 5
Flying Mario

"Fun little game."

submission: Flying Mario
date: November 20, 2005

I hope this gets protected. I did my part.

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